Wednesday, May 18, 2011

WEEI YOU TRULY ARE #2


Courtesy of the fellas over at Fang Bites, your April Aribitron Ratings (drum roll please):

APRIL 2011 Ratings – 98.5 The Sports Hub vs. WEEI

TOUCHER & RICH

M 25-54 – 9.8 (1st)

M 18-49 – 13.1 (1st)

M 18-34 – 20.9 (1st)

DENNIS & CALLAHAN

M 25-54 – 5.9 (3t)

M 18-49 – 5.0 (7th)

M 18-34 – 2.6 (12th)


OH SNAP D&C! That looks like a royal ass kicking to me at the hands of Toucher and Rich. Maybe if you spent more time on actual sports, stopped cart blanche baselessly attacking our president, and actually paid attention to the the hottest team in Boston (Bruins), you wouldn't be getting absolutely destroyed by the ME demographic (Men 18-34). Maybe it's just an anomaly, let's see how The Big Show after their injection of blackness, I mean hipness, I mean Michael Holley into the show.


FELGER & MASORATTI

M 25-54 – 8.0 (1st)

M 18-49 – 9.2 (1st)

M 18-34 – 11.4 (1st)

THE BIG SHOW – ORDWAY & HOLLEY

M 25-54 – 6.6 (3t)

M 18-49 – 5.3 (7th)

M 18-34 – 2.2 (15th)

DAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNNNNN YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT MAN!





15th place among viewers 18-34?!!! Damn that means you probably lost to Trade-io, replays of Sunday's Catholic Mass, and Don Imus's rotting corpse. What the hell is going on with EEI? Have they lost touch with the masses? Maybe Glen Ordway's Twitter page will provide some answers, oh right he doesn't have one. WEEI should start to look to reformat their programs moreso than they already have. DeOssie's not so subtle digs at the gays, and Smerlas's goon rants about football and liberals are just not going to cut it anymore.

Things are going to have to change at WEEI soon before the Sports Hub steals all of their advertisers and listeners. But it's okay, if your higher ups ask The Big Show or D&C to take a pay cut because of a decline in ratings, they can always skim more money from Smerlas's fundraising schemes.

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