Tuesday, May 17, 2011

This Should Surprise Exactly No One


So I'm not the only one that thinks that Doc Rivers sounds like Gollum when he's mic'd up on the sidelines, right? Well as it turns out, the Celtics coach is going to have throat surgery. I'm not a doctor and even I could have told you that all that yelling he does puts stress on his vocal chords. So it makes me wonder - what's the next SHOCKING surgery to come out of Celtics camp?

Garnett has brain surgery from banging head against hoop uprights.

Delonte West has surgery to remove ugly ass neck tattoo.

Glen Davis gets gastric bypass.

Nenad Krstic has skill-correcting surgery.

Shaq's legs get an autopsy.


Yours in the comments.

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