Imagine if the Celtics sign McGrady and Shaq. That would give the C's FIVE players over the age of 33 (how old Jesus was when he died) when the season starts, all of whom with significant tread on their tires. Thankfully, the marketing geniuses at Mass Hysteria have come up with some slogans for the 2010-2011 Celtics, should they sign McGrady and O'Neal:
The Boston Celtics: The best 2001 team of 2010
It's Hard to Earn Tommy Points Running Like George Jefferson
Think Green (or Jaundiced Yellow)
Team of the Millenium. Last Millenium.
The C's: Almost as cool as AOL
Ramblin' Rajon and the Old Tyme Band
Hey Miami, Get Off Our Goddamned Lawn
Boston Celtics: Functioning Knees Not Necessary
Not Your Father's Celtics. Your Grandfather's Celtics.
Danny Glover Presents the Boston Celtics: We're Getting Too Old for this Shit