Friday, June 11, 2010
at 3:15 PM Posted by SmartyBarrett
So we here at MH are starting to realize that writing a post every time Phil Jackson whines about something is kind of like posting every time Daisuke walks somebody. But this latest crap is just too asshole-y to pass up. I quote:
Phil Jackson on the energy of Glen Davis: "No, I don't want to talk about that."
Awww, waaahhhh I'm an overrated coach that gets handed superstars on a silver platter, waaahh I didn't game-plan for arguably the Celtics' best bench player, waaaahhh.
Phil also gave a similar quote when he was asked to comment on Nate Robinson's play. Wow. Phil, here's a tip from Bill Belichick: just say "__________(player) was good. We need to do a better job on him next game." That's all. It fits your mold of cold, dry, curt comments, and you can actually NOT sound like a petty little prick. Oh, and I love how Belichick gets ripped by the media because he never gives a good sound bite. Phil's no-comment's must make for some great back page headlines!
Here's a headline, Phil: you're a fucking sore loser. Just admit you got beat and move on - the series isn't over! Stop sulking like a little girl. Would it kill you to maybe compliment the opposition? A little tip of the cap every now and then? Nah, maybe just pout like a little bitch instead.
Oh, and PS - I bet it was real hard to coach Jordan, Kobe, and Kobe AND Shaq to championships. So congrats on that. Call me when you do some real coaching, you shithead.