Sunday, March 7, 2010

Stay the Hell Out of Fenway Park

In fact don't even come near Boston. I don't want you living in Roxbury, on Newbury Street, Quincy, hell go live in Springfield it's close to New York that I will never have to see you. You like In terms of ranking my hatred of the Yankees it goes something like this:

1. Alex Rodriguez
2. George Steinbrenner
3. Their Fans
4. Ronan Tynan singing God Bless America During the 7th Inning Stretch.

The part that I find most obnoxious about this song, is that it's not part of any baseball tradition, it was implemented for New York after that terrorist attack.Yeah, I get it, 9/11 happened and alot of people died and it's sad and shit, but that happened nine years ago! So every single nationally televised game, viewers were forced to watch Ronan Tynan's fat bald head belt that god awful song OVER AND OVER AGAIN. One of my sure fire 'FUCK HIT THE MUTE BUTTON" moments .

Then Mr. Tynan did the world a favor, and made a comment about the Jews, which caused his immediate firing. Woops, who would have known anti-semitism would be one of Steinbrenner's buttons. New Yorkers never forgave the fat tenor for his comments, and made his life a living hell, so now he Tynan fearing his safety moved to Boston (who seemingly embrace racists). Now that he is out of NY, this begs the question....Will Tynan be singing at Fenway Park. John Henry, Larry Lucchino, ANYONE, please please please please please KEEP HIM OUT.

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