Good god no. no. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This has got to be some sort of practical joke. Maybe someone spiked my green beer this morning and this is some sort of GHB induced hallucination. Ronan Tynan is not in a Red Sox jersey right? I mean, he didn't hang out with Deval Patrick, Scott Brown and Thomas Menino on St. Patrick's day correct?