Monday, February 8, 2010

Another Family Friendly Post!




Wow for the second time today, we at Mass Hysteria are going to create a blog post that keeps the swearing, and dirty jokes to a minimum. As Smarty has mentioned before, the talk of Peyton Manning's invincibility was greatly exaggerated, but the media is showing that he was in fact greatly responsible for the loss right? RIGHT?? Wait, they are giving him a pass? Come on, we need a head to stick on a pike, who can we blame? THE MEDIA NEEDS BLOOD TO SURVIVE!

QUIZ TIME KIDDIES!

Who should be blamed for the Colts loss in Super Bowl 44?
a. Reggie Wayne
b. Hank Baskett
c. The Who
d. Cyborg Jim Caldwell
e. The Colts defense (hey it's worked well in the past)
f. Reggie Wayne again
g. Dwight Freeney's ankle
h. Kendra

Ok kiddies, go to bed now I need to speak with your daddy and mommy.
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Heh. What was the sweetest part of last night's super bowl?

1. Watching that fraud Manning blow the game?
2. We all saw Manning and Reggie Wayne leave the field without shaking hands with the Saints. The media may ignore it, but we saw it.
3. 9-9 in the playoffs. Shove that one up your ass Peyton.
4. 7 points after the first quarter. Manning didn't touch the ball for 70 real time minutes.
5. SUCK MY BALLS COLTS. GO PLAY PING PONG WITH ERIN ANDREWS AND JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE YOU FRAUD.

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