Tuesday, January 26, 2010
at 4:00 PM Posted by SmartyBarrett
So the artist formerly known as Glen "Big Baby" Davis is now the artist currently known as Glen Davis. And with that, Glen is currently searching for a new nickname. Awesome, right? There's got to be a ton! Why we could go with... what's that, Glen?
"'Uno Uno,'" Davis erupted in delight. "I like that, I like that. I'll be 'Uno Uno,' that's my new name."
Oh wow, there's an original one! Wow, let's just start calling everyone by their jersey numbers in Spanish! Alex Rodriguez, you're no longer A-Rod: you're Uno Tres. Big Papi? Nope: Tres Cuatro. AK47? Try Cuatro Siete.
See how boring and unoriginal that is? Jeez, Glen, leave it to the experts, i.e. us.
Here's Mass Hysteria's list of potential new nicknames for Glen Davis:
The Other Dark Meat
Glass Hands McFatty
Fat Men Can't Jump
The Abominable Abdominal
The Mad Phat Trans Fat
"Now Starting in Tonight's Celtics Loss.."
Hugh Grant ....think about it.