From today's excellent Washington Post piece on Gilbert Arenas came this corn-filled little nugget:
"Arenas, a notorious practical joker, often crossed the line of acceptable decorum. The example often cited was how Arenas once defecated in teammate Andray Blatche's shoe during Blatche's rookie season."
Furthermore, imaginary sources tell this reporter that Arenas, rather than yelling "Hibachi," screamed "Burrito" whilst defecating in the shoe. More news at 11.