ESPN really wants to make sure that you realize that your job pays you squat. In fact I found out John Lackey pisses on your 45k a year. 1/3 of a win and Lackey makes what you do in an entire year. If you tried to do this with Pacman Jones instead of wins the results would have come back "1 Make It Rain on 'dem hoes".
Sorry this is really random, but makes you realize how overvalued professional athletes are in this culture.