Was Kevin Brown Not Available?

ZOMG THE YANKEES ACQUIRED JAVIER VAZQUEZ!!!!!!!! BRO HE IS GOING TO BE OUR NUMBER FOUR STARTER NEXT YEAR, AND WE GOT HIM FOR NEXT TA NOTHIN'! HE CAME IN FOURTH LAST YEAR IN CY YOUNG VOTIN!


HZMLS: Hey pal, do you remember this? October 20, 2004

BOSTON              IP  H  R ER BB SO HR  ERA
__________________  _________________________

Lowe (W, 1-0)       6.0 1  1  1  1  3  0 3.18
Martinez            1.0 3  2  2  0  1  0 6.23
Timlin              1.2 1  0  0  1  1  0 4.75
Embree              0.1 0  0  0  0  0  0 3.86

NEW YORK            IP  H  R ER BB SO HR  ERA
__________________  _________________________

Brown (L, 0-1)      1.1 4  5 5  2  1  1 21.60
Vazquez             2.0 2  3 3  5  2  2  9.95   <<<<<----WOWZAHS
Loaiza              3.0 4  0 0  0  2  0  1.42
Heredia             0.2 0  0 0  0  0  0  0.00
Gordon              1.2 3  2 2  0  0  1  8.10


Rivera              0.1 0  0 0  0  0  0  1.29

Basically you are getting a pitcher who sucked on the big stage, but could pitch well in Atlanta, where no one gives a shit about baseball. Enjoy New York, pal.