Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Was Kevin Brown Not Available?


ZOMG THE YANKEES ACQUIRED JAVIER VAZQUEZ!!!!!!!! BRO HE IS GOING TO BE OUR NUMBER FOUR STARTER NEXT YEAR, AND WE GOT HIM FOR NEXT TA NOTHIN'! HE CAME IN FOURTH LAST YEAR IN CY YOUNG VOTIN!


HZMLS: Hey pal, do you remember this? October 20, 2004
BOSTON              IP  H  R ER BB SO HR  ERA
__________________ _________________________

Lowe (W, 1-0) 6.0 1 1 1 1 3 0 3.18
Martinez 1.0 3 2 2 0 1 0 6.23
Timlin 1.2 1 0 0 1 1 0 4.75
Embree 0.1 0 0 0 0 0 0 3.86

NEW YORK IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA
__________________ _________________________

Brown (L, 0-1) 1.1 4 5 5 2 1 1 21.60
Vazquez 2.0 2 3 3 5 2 2 9.95 <<<<<----WOWZAHS
Loaiza 3.0 4 0 0 0 2 0 1.42
Heredia 0.2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00
Gordon 1.2 3 2 2 0 0 1 8.10


Rivera 0.1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.29

Basically you are getting a pitcher who sucked on the big stage, but could pitch well in Atlanta, where no one gives a shit about baseball. Enjoy New York, pal.

1 comment:

GHABB,Y~! said...

sadly Atlanta will be my closest MLB team in a few weeks...at least I'll be able to get tickets cheap?