Earlier today I posted about the Red Sox blowhards that for some reason have completely overvalued "our steamy, oh my god he's hot centerfielder". I calmed down, sipped on some scotch, and sat down at my computer for a night of my favorite activity; jack shit. So I sit down to Facebook and was reading one of my favorite Boston Bloggers updates, and saw this comment:
"If we trade Ellsbury to get Gonzalez I call first jump off the Zakim!"
Don't worry pal, if we hear news that Adrian is coming to the Red Sox I will meet you at the Zakim bridge and will even help you out with a healthy shove.
Urge to kill rising.Rising.