Thursday, October 8, 2009
at 9:20 AM Posted by BCHysteria
Finally, the night we have all been waiting for, the opening of the playoffs for YOUR Boston Red Sox. But of course with this being a West Coast game, the goddamn start time is going to be 930, which I guess is a little better than the 10 oclock starts last year. At the risk of sounding old, I want to let you all know that I go to bed normally around 10 oclock, and wake up a little before 6. I promise you that tomorrow I will be in either one or two shapes: 1) strung out of my gourd after two or three large Dunkins iced coffee b) so friggin tired that I won't be able to coherently form sentences, and barely miss carening my car off the side of the road on the way to work. Or more likely there is a third option, I will probably fall asleep somewhere during the 2nd inning and wake up sporadically to see what the hell is going on. Last west coast swing, I woke up once during the 1st, 7th inning and Heidi Watney interviewing me naked in the shower (wait that was a dream). God I hate late games.
OMGZ!!!!! TONITE IZ THE OFFICE WEDDING!!!!!!! PAM & JIM ARE GETTING MARRIED!!!!! Purely out of principal I am never watching this episode, unless I hear afterwards that Pam left Jim on the altar to copulate Michael, or that Jim had been banging Karen on the side the whole time. Though I doubt that will happen, because the Office has turned from irrevant to a goddamn soap opera. But because I have been loyal to the show for such a long time, I have cake topper that I think is very fitting for the show. Hell I will even give you a preview of what it will look like.