Here are the rules:
1. Submit your entries in the comments. No limit on the number of entries per person.
2. Racism is not permitted...
3. ...it's encouraged.
4. You have until midnight EST on Sunday night/Monday morning.
5. Winner (determined by the MH editors) gets some sort of prize, be it a guest post or something in the mail. Still working on
Enjoy the weekend, folks! And bring the funny. Always bring the funny.