Friday, September 18, 2009

Your Mass Hysteria Weekend Caption Contest

Happy Friday, all. So in my daily perusal of all things Red Sox, I stumbled upon this piece from the Boston Globe, which tells of the yearly ritual involving Sox rookies dressing in drag. This delightful bit of hazing (and it's not just the Sox who do it) often produces humorous photos, and this year is no different. In fact, the pic below of Junichi Tazawa is so goddamn hilarious we had to turn it into a caption contest.


Here are the rules:

1. Submit your entries in the comments. No limit on the number of entries per person.

2. Racism is not permitted...

3. ...it's encouraged.

4. You have until midnight EST on Sunday night/Monday morning.

5. Winner (determined by the MH editors) gets some sort of prize, be it a guest post or something in the mail. Still working on convincing Raquel to whore herself out to the winner the details. We promise it will be something not lame.

Enjoy the weekend, folks! And bring the funny. Always bring the funny.

4 comments:

dubbschism said...

happy ending fifty dollas extra!

HZMLS said...

Um me love you long time?

adrunk said...

Toto not on my face!

Gweemus said...

Hey, Nick, drop that tramp Heidi and let me show you a REAL good time...