Wednesday, September 30, 2009

The Sox Have Clinched!!!! ....Now What?


Yes, the wait is finally over. No more irrational pink hat fans going ZOMG TEH RED SOX KEEP LOOZING! DO YOU WANT TO PLAY INZ TEH OCTOBER, SAWX?!?! Tell them to put a sock in it (no pun intended) and get ready to watch the Brian Andersons of the world hit cleanup for the next 5 games. It's called resting your good players for the playoffs. Deal with it.

Unfortunately, because of this, the next 5 games mean nothing. Zilch. Zero. Bupkis. Nada. So what to do while waiting around for the playoffs to start? Read a good book. Hang out with your significant other. Pray that the Celtics sign Rajon Rondo to an extension. (Note to Celtics: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE sign Rajon Rondo to an extension. PLEASE.) Or, if none of those seem viable to you, check out these links!

* Fire Joe Morgan. Fire him now. Seriously. - Yes, we've all heard the "Fire Joe Morgan" refrain before, but this is freakin' awesome. Seriously. Friends at the ejected fan takes it to new levels of geekiness and kick-ass-ness.

* The Emasculation of a Man in 90 Minutes - One word: hilarious.

* Team Names - An Etymological Venn Diagram - I'm kind of in love with this site. /adjusts pocket protector

* Evaluating April MLB Predictions (2009) - Vegas Watch tells us: Who's Smart? Who's Dumb? And why isn't the 'Who's Dumb' list just a huge photo of Steve Phillips?

And finally, what would a linky post be without an I Can Has Cheezeburger reference?


Insert metaphor about the Royals trying to get into the playoffs here.

1 comment:

Mathemagician said...

I recommend the Bruins opener tomorrow against the Capitals as a nice time filler...