Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Imagine if Thomas Jones Got a Hold of Him




Dear Junior Seau,

Pissing off a bull and taunting it is probably a bad idea. Yes, actually its a terrible idea. Those long pointy things sticking out of its head? Those are horns, and contrary to popular believe, they can actually go through a human being's torso. I can't imagine a stupider sport than trying to avoid a pissed off and already irritable bull. You probably deserved your trampling. Maybe you should have just stuck to surfing pal. See you in a few weeks when Adalius Thomas breaks his arm, and Bill Belichick realizes that Gary Guyton isn't very good.

~HZMLS

h/t to reader Alana G for the higher quality video (SEE WE HAVE READERS!!!)

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