Tuesday, May 26, 2009

We Love You Brad Penny But...

It's Clay Buchholz's turn. Jesus F'n Christ this kid is tearing up the minor leagues, last night the Buch pitched a near PERFECT GAME allowing on 1 hit through 9 innings of bonerific minor league goodness. Even though Penny pitched well through five innings yesterday, even while afflicted with the Swine Flu, his time in Boston may be at hand. Look at the numbers Clay, or Gay Fuckholes has put up (the lamest/funniest Yankee fan insult I've heard): "seven earned runs in 48 1/3 innings, with 23 hits, 12 walks, and 49 strikeouts". With John Smoltz almost ready to return, and Buchholz pitching his ass off in the minors, how much longer will Penny be part of this team? Are we preparing for our annual Josh Beckett shoulder tightness or Jon Lester arm fatigue to clear up some room? Or will there be a bigger move in the future? Who the hell knows, but one thing is clear: Erica Ellyson>>>>>>>>>>>Alyssa Milano.

2 comments:

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

Buchholz had his turn. He went 2-9 with an ERA in the sixes, and rarely got out of the third.

Simmer down.

SmartyBarrett said...

Agree with Dave R. If Penny (or anyone else) starts to struggle, or if someone gets hurt, then it's Buchholz time. Otherwise, wait your turn, young'n.