Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Guess I Owe Someone An Apology

No, Sean Williams I don't owe you anything, in fact I should put up another 15 Towelie posts dedicated to your completely ineptitude at life. I would enjoy nothing more than to see you bagging my groceries at Hannafords in three years. After blasting his spelling, weight, academic prowess, judgement, intelligence and just about every other aspect of his character it appears I was wrong about BJ Raji. True your initials are the same as oral sex, and you have made many many stupid decisions while you were in college, but this was one of those times where you may have in fact been clean. After Sports Illustrated and the NFL Draft Bible basically threw you under a bus with baseless allegations, I (HZMLS) made a mistake, and I want to apologize to you. Because you are a large large man, who probably weighs 2-3 times what I do, who has thighs bigger than my waist, and contrary to popular belief I do enjoy living. So in conclusion Busari Raji Jr, I your anonymous faceless chicken shit of a football editor was wrong, and send you best wishes....mainly that you don't get drafted by the Cincinatti Bengals.

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