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"You know, NFL tight ends can still do wonderful things for this country!"
Tebow: Dey's got a sorts uh cullurred mans as pray-zident nows?
"One of my first motions as President will be to drill in your girlfriend's tits for oil, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT."
Bow to yer partner, dosey do!
"Are you Brian Urlacher's little brother?"
Tebow: No, sir, I said 'Pull my finger' not shake my hand, Jeez, you're messing it all up.
Tebow: "What the Prez doesn't know is that I'm wearing jorts under this suit."
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