Tuesday, March 17, 2009
at 11:30 AM Posted by BCHysteria
Jermaine Dupri: Hey playa, is that Sean Williams over there?
Young Jeezy: Chyeah, he has been wandering in circles for about an hour now. Should someone help him
Jermaine Dupri: Not me man, I'm on my break
Young Jeezy: Hey pillow biter, go take your eye-lined, and prison boy-dropped soap hair over there and help him
Mickey Avalon: Good morning sir, can I help you?
Sean Williams: Whoa, (Giggles) aren't you the guitarist for Bon Jovi?
M.A: What can I do for you?
Sean Williams: Um, I came in here for something, was this the place that sells Slim Jims and Cherry Slurpees? Nooo. Um.......................OH YEAH MY CELL PHONE!
M.A: I'm the dude that's got what you need...
Cell Phone: HURT HIM SEAN.
Sean: (whispering) shhhhhhhh, he might hear you.....(to MA) Hey man, ummm, I think my cell phone is broken, its been talking to me over a week now.
MA: Sir, Boost Mobile Phones do not talk, can I please see the phone (puts on lipstick)
Cell Phone: SEAN HE WANTS TO EAT YOUR BRAIN...TAKE THE COMPUTER MONITOR AND THROW IT AT HIM.
Sean: (stares vacantly at Mickey Avalon)
Mickey: Sir, can I please see it.
Cell Phone: SEAN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, HE IS A CEREBRAL VAMPIRE, THAT MACHINE NEAR THE COMPUTER THAT IS A BRAIN GOUGER. GET HIM BEFORE HE GETS YOU. THROW THE MONITOR!!!!!
Sean: I have no idea what is going on
Mickey: Alright sir, welll.....
Cell Phone: Look Sean, if you throw that monitor at the clerk, I will make sure you get a huge bag of Funions and Fritos.
Officer Barbrady: Alright Sean, your coming with me.
Sean Williams: CELL PHONE THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
OB: Whatever Sean, now get on the floor.
SW: Awwww man.