Thursday, January 15, 2009

The World Outside of Mass Hysteria is a Wonderland

We finally decided to climb out of our hole and see what was going on elsewhere on the web...

*NFL Shop Declares Eagles Conference Champs - And not to worry, folks. If the Eagles lose, they'll just use these shirts to wipe up McNabb's puke all over the field. [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

*Mo Vaughn Is The Best Landlord Since Don Knotts - Now, I wonder if he's having his tenants pay him the rent in all know, to save him a trip to the bank. [Sports By Brooks]

*The NFL likes to disclose icky and unnecessary information to the general populace - Life would be so much easier if germs glowed and stuff, like in those Lysol commercials. Although if Pacman Jones saw something shining brighter than his teeth, he might shoot at it. [Slow Breaker]

*The Yoooouk! Burger - Kevin Youkilis will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. [The Bottom Line]

*EVERYONE HATES THE FOX SPORTS ROBOT - Conan O'Brien is so fucking awesome. Also, is it me, or is Cleatus like the worst name for a robot EVER? [With Leather]

*Pick One Challenge: Week 12 - This post really makes me reminisce about the movie Blue Chips, back when Nick Nolte was 90% awesome and only 10% blow, as opposed to the other way around. []


A Pimp Named DaveR said...

Cleatus is, on the other hand, a GREAT name for a slack-jawed yokel.

Boatdrinks said...

Dear MH.
It is -16 in my town right now. Dammit. Glens Falls, NY, at 10:20pm.

I want a warmup! I want 32deg F! Please! Now!