Thursday, January 8, 2009
at 8:30 AM Posted by BCHysteria
Mornin' folks. Busy night in Boston sports, with both the Celtics and BC men's basketball competing. And what a night of epic failure was on display. The Celtics continued to show little resistance as they scored 85 points (!!!) against the Rockets, and the BC who recently beat #1 UNC lost to HARVARD. Yes the trust fund kids docked their yachts and took it to the #24 ranked team in the country. But I won't bore you with that. There is loads of Red Sox news percolating as well, two relatively big named free agents are on the verge of coming over to the Sox. John Smoltz and Rocco Baldelli are expected to sign today, finally signings that dwarf the recent acquisition of Nick Green.
One particular soon to be ex-Red Sox player had a busy night last night, and that is loud mouth-clutchy-gritty-Everquest playing- long winded blogger-McCain loving Curt Schilling. Schilling was spotted last night with his wife at a movie premier. No he was not at Milk, god I'm sure Schill saw reviews of that and said "The gays are making movies now, fuck them", or The Wrestler (though the story of a washed up athlete should resonate with him), he was at Bride Wars. No I shit you not, Bride Wars. When I went to see Marley and Me two weekends ago they had a preview for this movie, and it looks like the type of movie I would rather shave with an EBOLA infested razors than watch. Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway (WHO IS HOTTT) star as two cunty brides to be, who for all intent and purposes sabotage each others weddings by doing cunty things. OH YOU SCREWED UP HER TANNING BED AND MADE HER ORANGE OH MY GOD!!!! DID SHE JUST TACKLE HER IN THE AISLE, WHOA WHAT A GREAT MOVIE!
I find it pretty disheartening that Shonda can still con Curt into seeing this. If I as him I would have said something on the line of "Hells no, why don't you take your cackle of hens and go watch that asinine drivel yourself". Doesn't he have 3000+ word blog posts to write, or go fuck up the Senatorial recount in Minnesota? Curt, you are making all men look bad, because well most of us have the balls to say no to shit like this. Question of the Day: What is the worst movie you have ever seen on a date, or had a significant other force you to watch?
Picture courtesy of Boston.com