Friday, January 2, 2009
at 10:10 AM Posted by SmartyBarrett
Good morning and Happy New Year, all! I only have one question this morning. Just one...WHO IS THE BEST FUCKING TEAM IN THE NHL?!?!?! If you said the Boston Bruins...you're wrong. Because the correct answer is the Boston MOTHERFUCKING Bruins. With a 4-2 victory of the surprisingly hapless Penguins last night, the Bruins have won 10 straight games, 14 straight at home, and now have a 29-5-4 record. For all you mathletes out there, that's good for 62 points, narrowly besting the San Jose Sharks for the top spot in the league. Raquel is MIA due to New Year's plans or travel plans or drinking plans or some such debauchery involving several or all of the above, but rest assured, she's more excited about this than the release of the 2009 Hunky Evan Longoria Calendar*.
So I spent most of my New Years Day mostly playing Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe for XBox360 and let me tell you...it's fucking awesome. It was my first time playing this game, but I am no stranger to video game dorkiness. Now, this may hinder me a bit with the ladies, but it shouldn't. In fact, I have a chart that explains why:
Although I'm not into games as much as I used to be in high school (when I alternated between playing video games and being busy not getting laid), I can still waste a good chunk of a day with a controller in my hand. About a week or so ago I got a chain email from my cousin discussing everyone's opinion on the 5 greatest video games of all time. As I tried to comprise my list I realized that there have been so many great games I can't even begin to break it down. So question for the masses: What is your favorite video game of all time? And is there a bigger geek than me?
*Calendar may or may not exist.