Thursday, January 8, 2009

And God Looked Down Upon the Gators...


...and saw that they were Good. And He created Tebow in his Own Image, and Tebow won two national championships and a Heisman and made the fat clarinet players from Oklahoma cry. And that too, was Good.

I love all of you. I love Tebow. I love the Gator defense, especially Carlos Dunlap and Ahmad Black. I love Urban Meyer. I love whoever taped Percy Harvin's ankles. I love converting on third down. I love that Aaron Hernandez is the only good thing to come from Bristol, Connecticut. I love the eternally confused look on Sam Bradford's face. I love that recruits will have a hard time turning down a school that won the national championship two out of the last three years. I love that the SEC just pwned the Big 12. I love that the Gators won't ever have to face Jermaine Gresham again. I love life. I love $3.99 bottles of Andre. I love the Florida Gators, and I always will.

NATIONAL CHAMPS! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!

12 comments:

nfsffw said...

What a great game, congratulations Man! I love seeing Stoops' latest juggernaut go down in flames against a real D and love seeing another Heisman winner get beaten by a runner up who was easily as deserving. I also love that Tebow wore MY name under his right eye! I guess the 3:16 was his prediction for how much time would be left when the Gators iced the game, and he was pretty damn close.

Anonymous said...

I loved Stoops pulling out his best impression of the 'Manning Face', and the immortal shot of the sweet, sweet tears on the face of 'fat OU band girl'. Perhaps she can find a nice, mulleted Ohio State fan to have a long, hard cry with. The Gators bitch-slapped the Sooners, and all is right with college football tonight.

Hazel Maes Landing Strip said...

Where is the "no homo" tag?

Boatdrinks said...

75 Phil Trautwein OL 6-6 310 Sr. VOORHEES, NJ

Mr. Trautwein lost out on dating and career path opportunities last night.

GO GATORS!

GHABB,Y~! said...

I'm feeling benevolent enough to even forgive Trautwein for suddenly contracting Parkinson's disease the night of the National Championship, rendering him unable to stay still on the line of scrimmage.

But yeah, he'll be starring in
"MTV True Life: I Summer at the Jersey Shore Part II" within about two years now.

Pepster said...

Good win by the Gators. Not a great game by any means, but some great performances. I'll agree that Gators fans, and all others, do not want to see Greshem anymore. That dude is a beast. I just want to see Harvin with a full uninjured year under his belt in the NFL.

Hazel Maes Landing Strip said...

GHABBY will shoot me when he finds out that I fell asleep at halftime of the game.

Rocco said...

That game sucked. Utah and/or USC would crush Florida.

GHABB,Y~! said...

Pepster check your email, or at least the one you put down on the fantasy football page.

HZMLS, I'm going to punch you in the urethra next time you're in the Dirty D. Then I'm going to let you borrow the Cowboys book, but only after I've wiped my feces on every page.

nfsffw said...

Nice story here:
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/content/sports/epaper/2009/01/09/a1c_tebow_0110.html

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