Wednesday, December 31, 2008

The Very Best of Mass Hysteria 2008: Part 2

In a spectacular gesture of narcissism, the editors of Mass Hysteria will be sharing their favorite pieces of 2008 with you, their loyal readers, this week. Some are old; some are new; all are deeply imbued with the kind of rabid Boston fandom you've come to expect from this fine website. Please to enjoy, and many thanks to all of you for your support these past few months! Happy New Year to all!

So I've been told to pick my top 10 posts of the year. Well after some heavy drinking thinking, here are the best. Thanks to all of our great readers, who I probably will meet sometime in the future. Hopefully I will shower between now and then, though I can't promise anything.

10. Roasted that Dred Pirate Manny Ramirez.

9. Got loaded and posted at 12:24 on a Saturday night. Bad idea. Such a bad idea I did it twice.

8. Became very distraught about the Tom Brady injury. Somehow pulled himself out of the depths of depression to acceptance. Then realized Matt Cassel is fucking awesome.

7. Really, really really hates Virginia Tech. Makes all sorts of massacre jokes, but the Killer with a Superfan shirt never makes the internet.

6. Celebrated Halloween with Mass Hysteria by introducing the Hysterics to the comedic genius of GT.

5. Allowed the injured Tom Brady to guest post on the site and give his thoughts on the Patriots season. Mayhem ensued.

4. Liveblogged Game 5 of the ALCS with SmartyBarret and Co. Gave up on the game in the 7th inning, threw himself on the bed and came back to see the miracle win.

3. Found out that Trot Nixon is not a big fan of letting you stick your dick into anything with a pulse.

2. Wrote a really creepy love letter to Matt Ryan. FutureMrsHZMLS questioned his manhood after reading this post.

1. Gave the Hysterics a Patriots history lesson. Here. Here, here, here and here.


stanley cup of chowder said...

It's New Year's Eve get down and eat my candy!

...and by eat my candy, I mean vote for me over at HHR for the Iron Ref Finals.

stanley cup of chowder said...

I am looking forward to GHABB,Y~! and W.P. Foxtrotty's best of.