Monday, December 22, 2008

Seau gets Pwned




I have been looking all over the interwebs today for a picture/video of Junior Seau getting clobbered on the sideline yesterday by Todd Kobus and where else do you find these things but Deadspin. The story is pretty interesting, so of course the MHer's should hear about it. Kobus who is 31, has never been laid in his life, and in an act of total desperation tried to impress a woman two rows behind him by tackling the aging lineback on the Patriots sideline. "HEY IF I TACKMEL SAY-OW WILL YOU MAKES OUT WITH MEEE?" The woman rightfully laughed it off, which Kobus took as a yes. After decking Seau with ease, Kobus was escorted to jail where he got his wish losing his virginity to Angel a transexual from Roxbury being held on prostitution charges.

Thanks Todd for continuining to make Boston sports fans look like retards. I hope Santa leaves you a big smelly pile of runny shit in your stocking for Christmas.

2 comments:

Shaun said...

it looks more like Seau was giving him the old Earthquake WWF finisher, except put his hands down to brace the impact.

Shaun said...

EDIT: LOOK AT THE CLIP ON BOSTON.COM! HE SHAVED THE STACHE!