Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Real-Life Equivalents to Rajon Rondo


*Doogie Howser, M.D.

*That girl in fourth grade who already had a C cup.

*Richard Sandrak, child bodybuilder.


*Wolfgang Amadaeus Mozart.

*The Indian kid who made the national Spelling Bee finals four years in a row.

*Boston's debut album "Boston."


*A Polaroid picture.

*The girl who played Maeby in Arrested Development, as well as the girl who played Topanga.

*The post-colonial Southern economy after the discovery of tobacco.


*A Kardashian buttocks.

*Bobby Fischer.

*The sexual drive of an Alpha Xi Delta after three shots of tequila.


*The four-year-old on the front of Weekly World News who was already 175 pounds and hung out with Bat Boy.

*The spread of cholera.

*Tiger Woods' short game.



25 points, nine rebounds, eight assists, three steals and one humbling of Deron Williams. This combined with his break-out party during the playoffs last year, his triple-double last week, and his guidance of the C's to the best start in league history, all at the age of 22. Rajon Rondo done grownsed up and he grownsed up and he grownsed up.

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