Monday, December 29, 2008

If Eminem Had Been The Dallas Cowboys

SCENE: Detroit, Michigan. A local rap contest is under way. Young white trash local Jimmy "B-Rabbit" Smith is facing off against the notorious Papa Doc.

The DJ lays down some Mobb Deep. The brash, cocky youngster grabs the mic. The bass rattles through the dingy hall as he begins his rhyme. He knows this is his shot, and he's only got one... It's winner take all....

"Rap song... Rap rap song! We sing rap songs and we're from Detroit! Rappa rappa rappa!"

/has explosive diarrhea on stage


/cries again

/curls up into a little ball


/more diarrhea


/blames coach

/blames media

/blames coach again

/more diarrhea


/blames Jessica Simpson


(Go Iggles)


Cornelius Hardenbergh said...

Football season is over.

SmartyBarrett said...

The part of Cheddar Bob will be played by Plaxico Burress.

Boatdrinks said...

aw, little Tony Romo is out of the playoffs...BWAHAHAHAHA!