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What were your thoughts on this game?
HWVGL: What a fantastic game played by the Patriots, good offense, solid defense and snow football! How can you complain about a game like this, 47 points, a Wes Welker snow angel, and a running game that shoved the ball down the Cardinals gullet all game. How can you complain, Kurt Warner (no sir, NO MVP FOR YOU) looked like 2005 Kurt Warner. Plus the cheerleaders wore Santa Claus hats. A+ all around
HZMLS: I agree mostly with my moist crotch counter part, but my god this game was fucking boring. This was a formulaic game from the 2007-08 season, the Patriots jump to a huge lead by halftime and I spend the entire second half with my hands down my pants looking at half naked pictures of Patriot's cheerleaders. A win is great, but my god when the last 30 minutes of the game are spent running down the clock, its more boring than watching Arena Football.
If you could sleep with any celebrity alive or dead who would it be and why?
HWVGL: Oh definitely Brooke Shields, she looks like the type of woman you take to a good movie, bring home to mom and make her your wifey. Traditional good looks, nice body, great smile and seems like a fantastic girl.
HZMLS: Hey dick cheese, if you came up with a cornier answer you would have corncob prongs sticking out of your ass. My choice for a girl? Meagan motherfucking Fox. That broad knows what she is doing, I want a girl that looks at my dick like food and she hasn't eaten in a week. Jesus Christ, I would take that girl to a pay by the hour motel,wear her out, and never call her again. And guess what? She would love every second of it.
Yesterday the Patriots took the Cardinals to school at the Razor with a 47-7 win. Who was the MVP of the game?
HWVGL: Again, it is becoming redundant but Matt Cassel is the MVP of not only this game, but for the entire Patriots season. The way he is playing and progressing you can expect Cassel to be completely levitate over the field, and will the ball to the receivers. Also on his spare time Cassel not only cured AIDS, but transmitted it to the entire Taliban. Matt Cassel is the reason Robert Downey Jr. stopped using drugs. Yes Cassel is that awesome.
HZMLS: The MVP of this game is definitely the S-N-O-W. It was pretty clear that the Desert Birds have never seen snow, let alone played a game of football in it. The snow was like white kryptonite falling from the sky, their once vaunted offense vanished and instead played like a Bryn Mawr powderpuff football team. What kind of game film did the Cardinals watch? Ken Wisenhunt let me give you a word of advice as you get ready for the playoffs; IF YOU PLAY IN THE SNOW RUN THE FOOTBALL. 15 runs an entire game not only gets you a loss, but gets your team blown out against a Playoff caliber opponent.
Quick Answer time: If you could have a super power what would it be
HWVGL: The ability to fly.
HZMLS: To be able to orgasm multiple times.
The Patriots are going to need some help to get into the playoffs, grab your crystal ball and predict what is going to happen in Week 17.
HWVGL: Things are looking pretty good for the Patriots. Only one of the following two have to happen on Sunday. Captain Clutch Brett Favre has to beat the Dolphins at the Meadowlands, or Jacksonville will have to find a way to beat the Ravens. If there is anything that ESPN has taught me it's that Mr. Intangibles always comes up big in important games. In fact I wish the media talked more about him, Favre definitely could use more publicity. So yeah, I think the Dolphins are going to lose and the Patriots are going to win the East. Get ready, Matt Cassel will be starting his first playoff game.
HZMLS: Doesn't listen to that knucklehead, the Patriots chances of winning are slimmer than me growing six pack abs on a diet of Jack Daniels and Qdoba Burritos. Brett Favre is a bumbling crapfactory who has rapidly pressed the "SELF DESTRUCT" button over the past four weeks. And do you really trust David Garrard against that Ravens D, the fricken guy has Crohn's disease. Do you know what that is? Well, after looking it up on WebMD I realized that he suffers from diarrhea, irritable bowels and tummy aches. Pussy. So yeah, prepare your violins, the Patriots are going to miss the Playoffs.