Raquel must have been pretty excited to watch her Bruins score 8 goals against the Toronto Maple Leafs. They had 8 points in a game, which must be some sort of NHL record. David Krejci (
My piece of random rubbish for today is the announcement that Burger King is releasing it's own brand of body spray. The spray is called "Flame" and the company describes the product as "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat." So wait, does BK really think that smelling like burgers is attractive to females? Well maybe it is, to morbidly obese middle aged women and canines, but does that really count? I worked at Micky D's when I was in High School, and for years I tried to get the horrid stench of processed meat and greasy french fries. And I never got laid in High School, hell I don't think anyone that works in a fast food joint gets any action. There are still days that I can smell Big Mac special sauce, and I vomit a little in my mouth.
Hold on to everything you hold onto dearly folks, the Boston area is preparing for a massive snowstorm today. We are looking at 6-12 inches (that's what she said), which severely impedes on my "going out and getting loaded" plans for tonight. But for right now, I appear to be the only one alive amongst the editors, mainly because my work was canceled yesterday. So with nothing to do, and with the reality that I am going to get stuck in my apartment for the day, you all are going to get stuck with a unhealthy dosage of HZMLS today. So strap yourself in and prepare for the ride baby, its going to be hella bumpy.