Friday, December 12, 2008

Breakfast with the Hysterics - 10 Reasons to Hate the Raiders




1. JaMarcus Russell= The Black Ryan Leaf
2. Al Davis is blisteringly insane. Though the Lane Kiffin press conference was a work of art that would make Salvatore Dali blush.
3. Darren McFadden has done absolutely nothing this year except whine about injuries and sit on the bench. Yeah and also thanks for introducing the Wild Cat offense into the pros after you showed how effective it could be in the pros. Ronnie Brown would like to thank you.
4. Barret Robbins suspended for the Super Bowl, nice time for his untreated mental disorder to come up. And the Raiders did a hell of a job helping him out. In 2005 Robbins was shot 5 times in a fight with police. His whereabouts are currently unknown.
4. Great job with Randy Moss, how is John Bowie shaping up?
5. The Tuck Rule- Waaaa, Waaaaa, Waaaaaaaa
6. Not having a single weapon at WR, except for Javon Walker, and like his best friend Darrent Williams he is now useless
7. Jack Tatum, merciless douchebag, who ruined Daryl Stingley's life, left him in a wheel chair and still feels no remorse. Once said ""I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault." Get hit by a car asshole.
8. The Oakland fans look like Gwar and Kiss made some sort of unholy retarded baby. You have gotta think when these "things" mate they use WD40 and motor oil as lube.
9. It was really sweet that you gave former BC sociopath Bill Romanowski another go-round, but you got what you deserved when he punched Marcus Williams in the face ending Williams career.
10. 22 wins the last 6 seasons COMBINED. Thats an average of 3.6 wins a season. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

7 comments:

GHABB,Y~! said...

Um, I hope you're not mocking the sheer theatrical genius that is GWAR...

Pepster said...

Just so long as Sebastian Janikowski isn't on this list, I wholeheartedly approve.

The A-Train said...

I think this is more like "10 reasons Oakland sucks" rather than "10 reasons to hate Oakland"

I also find it somewhat ironic you're dogging on a guy for vicious and/or dirty hits when your team has Rodney Harrison on the roster.

Hazel Maes Landing Strip said...

Dirty hits are one thing, ending someones career is another.

Anonymous said...

I grew up hating the Raiders...they were so tough and bad in the 70's. Now, they are just "Oakland who?"

Boatdrinks

The A-Train said...

It's safe to say a dirty hit has a higher probability of ending a career than a routine tackle. In fact, Darryl told his son the injury was a "freak accident (http://archive.profootballweekly.com/content/archives/features_1998/pollack_080399.asp).

Darryl's injury was an unfortunate accident, along with Kevin Everett, David Pollack, Michael Irvin, Joe Theismann...the list (unfortunately) goes on.

Rodney Harrison though, is a dirty player and a danger to everyone else on the field. 3-time dirtiest player in the NFL, most personal fouls, and 200,000 in fines. If anyone is deserving of the label "merciless douchebag", it is Rodney Harrison.

GHABB,Y~! said...

Also, Ryan Leaf had blood running through his body, while JaMarcus Russell has a deadly combination of Crisco and Baskin Robbins Rocky Road coarsing through his.