Sunday, November 2, 2008

SOMEONE PLEASE KILL STEVE OTT ALREADY.

Seriously.

You knew Dallas was going to get like 56% dirtier with the addition of everyone's favorite bad boy Sean Avery. So it shouldn't have come as a surprise that last night's game included 5 (!) 10-minute misconducts and at one point devolved into an all-out brawl. Hell, even Marty Turco was throwing elbows.

Say what you want about Sean Avery, though: at least he fucking backs his shit up. Unlike that sniveling pussy of a dirty-hitting little shit Steve Ott. Thanks to YouTube, we have a stellar montage of last night's action below. Please observe the first two clips for Ott throwing dirty checks and then running from the fight like the spineless sack of stanky dicksweat he is. (Oh, and then stick around to watch Andrew Ference freight-train him at center ice. Karma's a bitch, Steve.)



Fuck you, Steve Ott. You cum-guzzling son of a whore. You and your filthy both-feet-off-the-ice hit-and-run bullshit. I honestly hope Joe Thornton kills you at some point this year. Die.

6 comments:

Mathemagician said...

That game was hockey the way I remember loving it growing up, FMRA. Both teams hating each other for no good reason, fights breaking out every minute in the third period. Any game that gets Marc Savard fighting is top quality. That said, Ott deserves a cross-check to his nose, if not also a slash to the groinal region.

RE: the second clip- I also miss Joe.

futuremrsrickankiel said...

Oh, I LOVED the game last night. Watching my Savvy unleash on Sean Avery's bitch ass had me so turned on... yowza! There really wasn't a point to this post... I just fucking hate Steve Ott and everything he brings to the ice, and that vid of Jumbo Joe (sniffle) beating the shit out of him always does me good.

shaun said...

Awesome game, and you summed up my thoughts as well. I laughed when Birch came in to goon for Avery and got his ass beat for it.

stanley cup of chowder said...

"Matty Niskanen isn't going to be a pretty little boy anymore" is definitely Jack Edwards' best call ever.

futuremrsrickankiel said...

See? SEE?! This is why Jack Edwards is awesome. His entire commentary on Saturday was just priceless... my personal favorite was at the very end, when you could actually hear him biting his tongue to keep from calling Steve Ott a pussy on air. Andy cracking up in the background only made it better...

Anonymous said...

I caught that too. Apparently Ott is the ultimate pussy, dish it out and run away.
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