Saturday, November 22, 2008

Happy Birthtday to Meeee


So yesterday was my birthday and stuff but tonight my frnds too me to a Brazilian steakhouse and it was awesome and I ate more meat than ever and it was awesome exept I have a turtle head popping out of my butt. If you have a birtheday coming up, I'd suggest a Brazilian steakghouse cause they just keep bringing meat and more meat and more meat to yoiur table and if you're a pussy you say "no, i'm done" but cause i'm a MAN i said "MORE MEAT FRIENDS FROM SOUTH AMERICA" and they kept bringing me pork and steak and chicken wrapped in bacon and it RULED. Also it helped that I drank a six pack of woodcuck in 20 minutes (record holder for time: ME cause IM AWEOSME) before we went out and then had three Sam Adams (the real founder of America's Revolutino cause he provided beer for us to defeat the Britsh Red Coats and the WHites of their eyes) at the Steakhouse with my MEAT OF AWESOMENESS. I had like eighty pounds of meat because I didn't fill up at the buffet of salad and shit, cause that's how they get you, they say "hey, free buffet bar" so you fill up on veggies and beans and salad and gay shit like that and then when teghy come with swords full of meat you're like "aww, I'm full cause I fulled up on the salad bar" but I was like NO I WANT MORE MEAT CAUSE I KNOW BETTER and kept eating meat and more meat until they looked at me like "wow, this dude can put away some fucking meat, he rules." Btw, chicken wrapped in bacon is like the greatest invention ever, because it involves chicken, which rules, and bacon, which is even awesomeer. And also I had steak tips and pork tenderoin and sir loin (btw, if I ever did porn, my name would be Sir Loin and it woudl be wicked funny), and sausage and like a million other meats cause it was ALL YOU CAN EAT MEAT and I did not disappoint. Then FutureMrsGhabby made me splenda Peanut butter cake cause she's awesome and has nice boobies. And we watched Always Sunny which is the best show ever and my firend saw "Day Man" and "Night Man" and it was funny even teh 1054y4834uth time I had seen it cause it's just htat funny. Then I pooped a lion and now im going to sleep the end.

9 comments:

Capt Virgil Hilts said...

An Always Sunny fan? Did you happen to notice Mac yell "body bag" right before Dennis ripped his heart out in the fight scene in Charlie's musical? Thought you might like that.

Pepster said...

Mmmmmm

Meat!

Anonymous said...

I like drunk Ghabby posts.
The end.
Boatdrinks

Pepster said...

I concur with Boatdrinks.

futuremrsrickankiel said...

Our good friend Grimey compared drunken GHABB,Y! posts to Flowers for Algernon. You know, the part when the guy is still retarded.

Rocco said...

I'd say that's an accurate analogy.

And I like the idea of the Brazilian steakhouse.

Garo said...

Eating at the Brazilian Steakhouse is an art: http://runthebuffet.blogspot.com/2008/04/brazilian-steakhouse-801020-rule.html

Hazel Maes Landing Strip said...

Garo,

Your blog makes me too hungry, after reading a post all I want to do is eat.

Garo said...

That's what it's there for... I haven't had much cause for new buffet styles to review, up for suggestions. But, as my family says, I "eat like a fat man."