Oh boy! It's GHABBYs Birthday! At the ripe old age of 27, it is completely natural to lose all of your hair (well, all but the disgusting smelly pubic bush you have growing on your chin). Seriously, it's a beard that would make Traci Lords blush. You have already begun to age so gracefully that by the age of 30 you will be using a walker and looking for the best deals on Fixodent.
But this post isn't meant to rip on GHABBY... it's also to celebrate his birthday! As a gift to our favorite editor, we have set up a romantic night alone with Razor Ramon, along with a bottle of lube, and a double sided dildo. I figured this would satisfy his subconscious desire to be with a wrestler, especially a Hispanic one. Hey, buddy, here's hoping he gives you a private showing of the "Razor's Edge".
Anyways, pal, we hope your girlfriend makes you an extra special
So, Hysterics, raise your Vanilla Glucerna and join me in wishing King Insulin a Happy Birthday!