Week 11 is upon, games starting in a little over an hour. Lets take a sneak preview at this weeks matchups. Instead of putting up snarky pictures about the comments, I am putting up girls in bikinis for the graphics. ENJOY!!
Fat Drunk and Stupid over Eat Seventeen Beers- Looking at the Yahoo projections you would think this would be the complete opposite, but like everything else in the sports world I think they are going to be wrong with this. I am going to go with the "Lil Wayne Factor" to lift FDS, you see the South's greatest rapper was sporting the Chris Johnson this week on the Country Music Awards, so I project CJ to have at least 200 yards and three touchdowns you dig? Plus Pepster's Gay Avatar is bound to cause his demise soon after.
Plaschke's Penis over CockFlashLisaOlson- Again I could go with GHABBY's new found Gay Avatar, or the fact he is starting Tony Romo against the Redskins. FutureMr.JessicaSimpson is going to have a rougher nite then FutureMrsRickAnkiel on a sailor forlough. GHABBY also has a laundry list of great character players: Brandon Marshall, Marshawn Lynch, and Jeremy Shockey.
Fightin Amalies over LessthanJakeDelhomme- There is one reason and one reason alone that DaveR is going to win this matchup. HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU START TYLER THIGPEN???????? Though starting Josh Morgan who has an "O" next to his name is as equally a stellar move. I believe the O stands for outstanding.
OsiHumanUrine over Peyton's Infected Sac- Hmmm why do I think SmartyBarrett will win? .........Matt Ryan Matt Ryan Matt Ryan Matt Ryan Matt Ryan Matt Ryan Matt RyanMatt RyanMatt RyanMatt RyanMatt RyanMatt RyanMatt RyanMatt RyanMatt RyanMatt Ryan
FutureMrWillaFord over My Little Ponies- Picking Rocco in this one was tough, because he left "101" Matt Cassel on his bench. BuTotally off topic story: One of my friends in college was sleeping with a guy named Rocco, who used to scream his own name out during sex. So whenever I see Rocco post a comment, I too like to scream ROCCO!
Hanging with Mr Dungy over RubberFistingMittens- This is definitely a statement game for FutureMrsRickAnkiel. What kind of statement is she trying to send? Who the hell knows. She has no starting QB, her starting WR is also named "empty", which will send Future to a whopping 0 points. Which is a shame because HWMRD is starting Noodledick.
The Wild Card over Norfolk & Way- The good versus the bad, 8-2 vs 2-7-1. If NW somehow pulls off a win here, I will swallow a bottle of tabasco sauce, I am that confident Wild Card is going to win. Plus starting The Law Firm of BJGE was a pretty bad move, giving him a whopping 1 point.
Well there you have it, your fantasy preview for the week, just in time for the 1 oclock kick offs. In case you were curious I am a gigantic loser and did not attend the Hooters party last night, for reasons I can not divulge here (Due to threat of castration).