Bruins v. Canadiens, 7:00 pm. Les Habitants (9-2-2) make their first visit to the Garden of the season tonight to face a 9-3-3 Bruins team that's on a 4-game streak of kicking ass and taking names. Our lone previous match-up against Montreal in October saw us drop like so many prepubescent panties at a John Mayer concert in a shootout... but, say I, the Bruins have overcome their shootout woes of late and I am 110% sure that tonight will bring nothing but glorious black-and-gold victory. Foppish young netminder Carey Price has won 7 straight regular season games against Boston, which means he's just about due to cough one up. It's all in the numbers, people.
Patriots v. Jets, 8:30 pm. Oh, hey! Have you heard? The Patriots are struggling a little bit this year following an injury to one of their players (a linebacker I think, maybe). Also, the Jets got this new quarterback, who used to play for another team but is still pretty good. I think the two teams might even be in the same division, and have pretty similar records, or something like that. I dunno. It's kind of neat, anyway. Sure hope it'll be on TV!
Frivolous Wager of the Night: Hey! I betcha Brett Favre'll git out there and throw a rull great game!
Serious Prediction of the Night: FUCK YOU MONTREAL. A huge goal from Michael Ryder against his old team, and Big George gets his ass handed to him by Milan Lucic. 4-3 Bruins.