Thursday, October 2, 2008

Breakfast with the Hysterics



My god do I hate West Coast games. But I do love when the Sox win, especially in a game everyone said we were going to lose. I work early in the morning, earlier then most of the other slackers on MH and these 10:00 start times are murder. I look like I've been on a bender for the past 24 hours and am detoxing right now. If I didn't have my extra large turbo ice coffee I probably would be in a coma right now. Honestly, coffee has become an addiction to me like booze, gambling and porn. If I don't have one every morning it feels like there is a large partition in my brain that prevents me from any sort of abstract thought.

My fiance has vowed that once we get married she is going to break me of my Dunkin Donuts habit. Good luck hun, I am wired in with that over caffeinated goodness. Dunkin Donuts coffee is shit, and you can get better coffee at basically any other coffee joint in the world but yet I buy two cups there every day. Its like a terrible cycle that siphons money out of my wallet; wake up drink coffee or get a headache. The buzz from the morning coffee lasts until 1, at which time my brain shuts down again.

Coffee aside, last nights win should give us all a little added boost in our step.

Question for the masses : How many cups a day of coffee do you drink? Do you have a horrible dependency on it?

Rachel Ray....Yes or No?

10 comments:

J said...

on an average day? I'll put be 3-4 large travel mugs of french vanilla from the DD down the block from my office....a day like today or yesterday which is an infinite struggle, add an Energy Drink and 5th cup to that total....

Rocco said...

I don't drink coffee.

The A-Train said...

I don't drink coffee. It's like a crutch for pretty much the entire agency, but I never touch the stuff.

Rachael Ray: Fuck and yes, though if she refers to my dick as "fantabulous" I might have to "accidentally" stick it in her ass when fucking doggy-style

futuremrsrickankiel said...

I only drink Starbucks, because they have soy milk :)

Also: staying out drinking Colt 45s for the entire Sox game was an AWESOME idea. Guhhhh.

shaun said...

I'll every so often get one from the in-store mcdonalds when my shift ends at 7 am..only if I need to keep myself awake until mid-afternoon due to my son coming over.

The A-Train said...

That's soy JUICE ya god damn hippie!

Also awesome: $4 pitcher night at the bar.

ballamiguel said...

I drink one cup every day, any more and I'd feel like an addict.

Side note, I never thought I'd ever know someone who thinks DD coffee is "shit".

Hazel Maes Landing Strip said...

If you are a coffee snob (which I obviously am not), its pretty widely known that Dunkins coffee is low grade garbage. I still think its delicious though.

DALE! said...

1-2 cups a day... nad it's useless. I can drink coffee 5 minutes before bed and sleep through the nite.

Rachael Ray - I would leave my girlfriend for RR, and she knows it. She'd be saying "yum-o" to my cock-o

Anonymous said...

I am not addicted... I only drink about 12 oz. Unless I drink 16! And Sunday I don't go out and get it and sometimes don't make any and that leads to withdrawel headache about midway through the 1pm football game.
I have found DD is fine once it cools off a bit. I find Green Mountain tastes great when it is hot. Starbucks tastes nasty to me until/unless it is Mocha chinoood.
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