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Qualified Applicants will:
* Be able to make diabetus, drinking, and whoring jokes in a variety of styles
* Ensure that every prediction you make will be completely wrong, unless its about HMLS losing
* Incorporate pictures of half naked women, cartoon characters from the 1980's, and LOLcatz.
* Make fun of at least one league owner for starting a player you think sucks. Then choke on your words on Monday when he scores 90 points because of our fantastic scoring system (JK FMRA)
* Openly mock team names that were either were lazily thrown together, crude, or just not funny.