Monday, September 8, 2008

Emergency Phone Numbers

As a public service, we at Mass Hysteria want to provide you with this handy list of local phone numbers, should you need them or encounter someone who needs them today:

Immediate Emergency Assistance: 911

Poison Control Center: 1-800-222-1222

National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1-800-729-7233

Boston Fire Department Headquarters (non-emergency): 617-343-3550

Boston Police Department Headquarters (non-emergency): 617-343-4500

Boston Transportation Department (should you see someone drive through a guardrail): 617-635-4680

Mass Turnpike Authority (in charge of bridges as well): 617-248-2800

MBTA: 617-222-3200

Mass General Hospital: 617-726-2000

Cutco Knives Customer Service: 1-800-828-0448


Hazel Maes Landing Strip said...

Any numbers for local inpatient psychiatric units? I am scared I am going to hurt myself.

Anonymous said...

You guys are the best. A fan base should be so cared for.
Oh, Matt Ryan did good?!? Is that a piece of good news or just another nut kick?

futuremrsrickankiel said...

What's the number I can call if I need someone to just hold me and rub my back and tell me it'll be OK? And maybe feed me morphine on an hourly basis?

The A-Train said...

I'll rub your back, but only if you let me taste your tears of unfathomable sadness.