Tuesday, September 30, 2008
at 9:02 AM Posted by BCHysteria
There was very little that happened last night in sports other then Monday Night Football. I could go on and talk about how the White Sox beat the Tigers to force a one game playoff with the Twins today. Or how Rashard Mendenhall will probably miss the entire season with a broken shoulder. But I won't because there are more pressing matters at hand.
This is of course referring to those insidiously annoying MAC ads that basically make PC users feel like they are retarded for not converting to the obviously superior MACs. I am a PC user, yet that hasn't always been the case. Back when I was in high school my mom (a teacher) bought a MAC desktop and let me tell you: that thing was a piece of shit. I can't count how many times the little bomb icon came up that let me know my computer was in the midst of a thermonuclear meltdown.
After years of fighting with that hunk of shit I vowed to never buy another MAC again. I went through college with my Toshiba and it was great for the 8 years I used it until I recently replaced it with my new Dell. I had second thoughts this summer when I had a MAC book for my work, well that worked well until the fucking hard drive shit out and I lost a summers worth of work. But anyways back to those MAC commercials, with that condescending douche who represents a MAC and the jolly moron who represents a PC who always looks like a blithering idiot by the end of the commercial. Well PC finally fought back and made the "I'm a PC" commercial, which were all fine and dandy. The commercials had a wide range of characters, hell they even had Pharrell of the Neptunes pimpin a PC. Well, that all went to shit, when it was discovered that those line of commercials were created on a MAC. My head nearly exploded.
So Mass Hysterians, what you got: a MAC or PC?