Friday, August 15, 2008

The World Outside of Mass Hysteria: Madden '09 now including the NY Jets!

* Madden '09 packed with all new features! Not included? Michael Vick [The Sports Hernia]

* Pre season Colts, ice cream, and Jamie Silva all converge in one sloppy orgy of football talk. [Grimes for President]

* Evan Longoria's injury, the Pythagorean Record and the Rays' inevitable fall to earth. FutureMrsRickAnkiel has offered to nurse his ailing wrist back to health. No word on his decision. [The Ejected Fan]

* The Yanks sucked when they bought championships and they suck even more now that they are trying to develop talent. Next up? Making 8 clones of Scott Brosius and 10 David Cones to fill out the roster. [Fenway West]

* Two women are accused of blackmailing Giants head coach Tom Coughlin, claiming he had sex with both of them. The problem with the story? No one would ever have sex with this man. [With Leather]


futuremrsrickankiel said...

There's a world outside Mass Hysteria?!

The A-Train said...

shit, there's a world west of worcester as well. Don't worry about the packs of wild dogs, they're few and far between these days.