Thursday, August 28, 2008

Breakfast With The Hysterics!

* The Yankees: do they suck? Discuss in an essay of 2-500 words, prefererably in t-shirt form. What was initially a tight game was broken open in the 8th by a 7-run flurry of scoring that included Dustin Pedroia's first EVAH grand slam. Jason Bay added 4 RBIs, which is like 6 RBIs Canadian, to the proceedings. 11-3, Red Sox, in the penultimate tilt at Yankee Stadium. Never one to disappoint, Hank "Stuntin' Like My Daddy" Steinbrenner made sure to hem and haw about a whole lot of nothing for the media's benefit following his team's loss last night. Good for you, Hank.

* NOTHING ELSE HAPPENED ANYWHERE AUGUST IS SO BORING. Oh, the Rays won, which sucks. HAHA OMG and perennial sad sack Craig Hansen got demoted to AAA in Pittsburgh. MY GOD, man. You're not even good enough to pitch for the Pirates! Perhaps you should consider adopting an outspoken, caustic-but-loveable persona that will make you a bullpen fixture without you actually needing to be good at baseball. SEE: Farnsworth, Kyle.

Aw, what the hey. It's Thursday!

11 comments:

Hazel Maes Landing Strip said...

OMG JASON BAY WILL NEVER BE THE HITTER MANNY WUZ!11!!! WUT R WE GONNA DO??????

The A-Train said...

11-3!

Ah, fuck it. Like it really matters ;_;

futuremrsrickankiel said...

Whoopsidoodle! I stopped watching when it was 11-2 and didn't bother checking it this morning.

Because I'm a lazy sack of shit, you see.

SmartyBarrett said...

What I'm doin'?

Gettin' money.


What we doin'?

Gettin' money.

Hazel Maes Landing Strip said...

Lil Wayne really likes Birdman....No I mean REALLY likes him

http://www.dyfuse.com/files/images/lil%20wayne.birdman.jpg

Unfortunately images aren't allowed on Blogspot

The A-Train said...

Oh, and while I'm waiting for a mechanical to upload: what's with the rap video? that's dahkie music!

futuremrsrickankiel said...

It's relevant!

I guarantee you this song is Hank Steinbrenner's ringtone.

Hal's is definitely Dashboard Confessional.

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

Once upon a time in the past, I knew Hal. Nice enough guy.

Rocco said...

You must not have seen the Mets' 4 run 8th to win 6-3 and take back a 1/2 game lead in the NL East. Plenty going on in August babe.

futuremrsrickankiel said...

Right, but that would have involved me actually doing RESEARCH for the breakfast post rather than cobbling together what I remember from the game and the NESN crawl the night before.

Zach Martin said...

Jason Bay added 4 RBIs, which is like 6 RBIs Canadian

Once again way late but...

Is this like '95 again. It's more like 4.2048 RBI Canadian.

/Bored, waiting for person to call to interview
/kill me