Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Breakfast with the Hysterics

No sir, we are not going to go arrest Jared

* Finally Josh Beckett looked like Josh Beckett and not...Matt Clement. The Sox exploded for 8 runs as Jason Bay went 3-4 with 2 doubles and 2 RBIs. The play of the game was Bay's double in the 6th that was almost caught at the wall but rolled about 5 feet on the top of the wall before being spiked like a volleyball by the Royals LF. Also, Jed Lowrie continues to swing the hot bat, Julio Lugo please take your time. No clicking from Papi either, all is well in Red Sox Nation.

* PLEASE GO AWAY BRETT FAVRE. The rest of the nation smashes its collective head against the wall as the man who will not go away, will not go away. Fav-rah met with Mike McCarthy today who told him to go away, Favre cried and threw a hissy fit, well at least I assume he did. Please go to TB or Minnesota so that I can hear more about the interceptions you threw instead of your contract or retirement or whatever. I am sick and tired of hearing about Brett Favre.

* When it rains it pours doesn't it New York? I would never wish an injury on anyone but karma is a bitch for Joba. The slovenly prodigal son met with Dr. James Andrews to get an MRI, and that could only mean one thing! Get that scalpel ready, because Chamberlain you will have plenty of time to watch Yankees games with your father.

1 comment:

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

Let's bring in Peter King to speculate on what Brett Favre's next steps will be after HMLS's comments concerning his going away... Peter?