My god. Reread that. That's like... the most sincere paragraph I've written in ages. What a solid and heartfelt game preview.
Fuck that noise! On to the irreverent commentary and Gil Meche jokes.
Frivolous prop bet of the night: With Mark Teahen in town, Jason Bay is sure to round him up for a wild, Canadian-style night on the town that can only result in
Serious prediction of the night:
Jed Lowrie has hit safely in 7 of his last 10 games for a total of 9 hits (including 2 doubles and 2 triples) and 10 RBIs. BOY IS HITTY AS FUCK. I bet HR #2 off the hapless Hochevar is due for my boo tonight. Incidentally, I'd just like it noted here that I'm the first kid on the block with a Lowrie shirt. BOOYAH.