Sunday, July 20, 2008

Drunken Thoughts on a Saturday Night

After a night of heavy boozing your faithful MH editor has some random thoughts for you to digest:

* Who the fuck cares how many elderly traveling secretaries Manny pushes, he is still worth his 20 million dollar option next year.

* Red Sox chicks who tie up their T-shirt jerseys and show off a little stomach are FUCKING HOT (unless of course they have no right wearing a shirt like that).

* Jesus H. Christ Clay Buchholz needs to figure out what the hell is going on in the majors before he starts another game

* Alex Cora blows. He is a slower SS with far less range than the much maligned Julio Lugo. Let Lowrie start more often please.

* Ipswich Summer Ale is a fantastic beer.

* Kelley Washington is going to have a huge year this year. Mark that in your calendar.

* Sammy Morris will not finish the season without a season ending injury.

* Danny Ainge will look like a genius after James Posey becomes completely ineffective of years 2 and 3 of his contract. Patrick O'Bryant will be a gigantic failure.

* Maggie Gyllenhal's character in the Dark Knight looked like she hadn't slept for weeks. (I'd still do her)

* MMMMMmmmmm Heidi Watney.....

Alright, hopefully these thoughts are cogent enough to make sense! Off to shovel a few more beers down and then passing the fuck out!


futuremrsrickankiel said...


jk Haze. I heart you.

Rocco said...

Hot curvy blonde w/ huge mug of beer? Yes. Hot brunette with unbuttoned Sox jersey? Yes. Heidi Watney? Yes. Thank you HMLS.