Sunday, July 20, 2008
at 12:24 AM Posted by BCHysteria
After a night of heavy boozing your faithful MH editor has some random thoughts for you to digest:
* Who the fuck cares how many elderly traveling secretaries Manny pushes, he is still worth his 20 million dollar option next year.
* Red Sox chicks who tie up their T-shirt jerseys and show off a little stomach are FUCKING HOT (unless of course they have no right wearing a shirt like that).
* Jesus H. Christ Clay Buchholz needs to figure out what the hell is going on in the majors before he starts another game
* Alex Cora blows. He is a slower SS with far less range than the much maligned Julio Lugo. Let Lowrie start more often please.
* Ipswich Summer Ale is a fantastic beer.
* Kelley Washington is going to have a huge year this year. Mark that in your calendar.
* Sammy Morris will not finish the season without a season ending injury.
* Danny Ainge will look like a genius after James Posey becomes completely ineffective of years 2 and 3 of his contract. Patrick O'Bryant will be a gigantic failure.
* Maggie Gyllenhal's character in the Dark Knight looked like she hadn't slept for weeks. (I'd still do her)
* MMMMMmmmmm Heidi Watney.....
Alright, hopefully these thoughts are cogent enough to make sense! Off to shovel a few more beers down and then passing the fuck out!