Saturday, June 28, 2008

Weekend Breakfast with the Hysterics

As we all wake from our alcohol induced stupor you might have missed the following last night:

* Mothra returns!!! Against the hapless Houstron Astros our Japanese overlord dominated the Astros over 7 innings and only allowing two hits at Enron Stadium. JD Drew theOverpaid, overrated THE BEST PLAYER ON THIS TEAM supported Mothra with a three run home run. Sox win 6-1. Can I send out a public challenge to any one in Red Sox nation that is reading this blog? Please stop throwing all of your all star votes behind guys like David Ortiz and Jason Varitek, who are marginal all stars this year and please VOTE IN JD DREW. He doesn't suck, he isn't over paid, and the argument could be made that he is the MVP of this team.
/End rant

* Patrick Carpentier won the pole at the NASCAR car race in NH. I have no fucking idea what that means, but it sounds like its a big deal. Also the race was postponed because of slippery track conditions, this being a prime example of why I will never get into car racing. I would much rather watch slippery conditions, hell let these guys race on ice.

*Ana Ivanovic was upset at Wimbledon by 133rd ranked Zheng Jie. Again I don't give a rats ass about tennis but it gives me an excuse to put up this picture.

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