Saturday, June 28, 2008

That Poor, Poor Woman....

Hooker Wins 100-meter Qualifier in 10.76 Seconds

/used to run track

/knows what these women have to do to compete at an elite level

/knows her last name isn't her fault

/respects her achievement

/never broke 11.9 in the 100M himself

/shouldn't go there

/must resist easy joke

/resistance is difficult

/resistance is futile

/resistance crumbling

/resistance gone

In second place, at 10.79 seconds -- a pimp screaming "WHERE'S MY MONEY, BITCH??????"