Second of all, and most pertinent to this column, I hate
Also, your town sucks because you couldn’t sell out Wrestlemania VII. Sure, Vince McMahon said that the event had to be moved from the L.A. Coliseum to the much smaller Sports Arena because of “bomb threats,” but he’s literally a professional liar. The real reason that WrestleMania VII had to downgrade is because your city sucks, and can’t even fill up a stadium for the Ultimate Warrior-Randy Savage retirement match (which kicked ass by the way).
But most of all Randy Newman, I hate
No, the sports team I hate the most about
It will be joyous, therefore, to watch the Lakers lose these Finals to my beloved Celtics, whom I love with the same fervor that I hate Paris Hilton, another