Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Breakfast with the Hysterics

Look your honor, she wanted me to pee on her

* Who needs Papi? Well that may be a bit premature but the Sox bats thundered last night. JD Drew laced a home run into right, and Mikey Lowell hit a two run bomb that gave Wunderkind Justin Masterson all the help he needed. Carlos Pena and Akinori Iwamura went yard off of Masterson, but he kept the Sox in the gmae and thats really all we could ask of him as we await Mothra's return from the DL.

* Our new look bullpen is starting to take form. As Oki continues to struggle (probably due to his horrendous entrance music), Manny Delcarmen and Craig Hansen have finally become what we hoped they would become. Two straight strong outings from Hansen, as he came in with two on and no outs and let in ZERO runs. Knowing my luck tonight he will get rocked and I will be left with a huge foot in my mouth.

*Waaa Waaa Waaaa. Parents are complaining that the tip off time of the Celtics is too late for their kids. Look, its the end of the school year most students are just doing cupcake parties and watching movies at this point. So what if they go to school on four hours sleep? When I was there age, I went to school exhausted when I stayed up all night watching Celtics Patriots Red Sox ATLANTA BRAVES playoff games.

1 comment:

GHABB,Y~! said...

It's going to be a lot harder for fat chicks from Peabody and Everett to butcher the name "Masterson" like they've ruined "Nomar" and "Papelbon" in the past, but I'm sure they'll somehow find a way while shoving mozarella sticks into their collective gullets at the Sylvan Street Grille. Metaphorically speaking of course.